Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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