Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
i now understand why vodka
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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