I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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