i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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