im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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