Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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