The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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