Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I pour the whiskey from now on
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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