Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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