I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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