I love black thongs
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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