if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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