The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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