I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
whose ass print is on the piano?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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