I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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