you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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