Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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