Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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