You just made me feel so damn special
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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