I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It's never too late to be topless.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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