Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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