So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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