she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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