HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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