im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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