It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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