I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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