what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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