Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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