"it" just moved
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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