id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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