You're so nebulous sometimes
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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