hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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