love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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