69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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