Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wish i was in the wii world.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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