I hate all girls vehemently.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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