FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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