Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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