how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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