You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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