Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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