I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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