is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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