Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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