So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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