i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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