You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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