Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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