operation have a gay friend backfired
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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