You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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