mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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