That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize
