whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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