it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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